Twilight Clarification

Just so everyone knows, neither of us actually read or saw Twilight because we view it as a waste of time. There is also some speculation in regards to the possible mind controlling that happens when one reads Twilight. Our theory is that anyone who reads the Twilight books becomes an evil, blood-sucking vampire that tries to get other people to turn into vampires by either biting them or making them read Twilight.

P.S. Tanner decided that the worst insult that you could give someone is that they, or one of their friends or family members, read Twilight.
Ex. "Your dad reads Twilight!"
"At least I'm not in love with Edward the vampire..."
etc.

Twilight: The Secret Killer

TWilight is the worst book/movie ever written/made.I don't know which one is worse, the book or the movie.Here are some quotes about Twilight, see stupid, idiotic, and its horribleness, cheesyness, ect.,ect.:
"Twilight is the worst movie ever. Who could love a vampire,"- Andrew Jackson.
"The rest of the books seem like Barnie on steriods, but nothing can compare to being chessy when talking about Twilight."- Robert Dunder, co-founder of Dunder Mifflin.
" Twilight is amazing!!!"- Joe Jonas
"It (twilight) makes Barbie and the Nutcraker look like a Five-Star- Golden-Globe-Emmy-Award-Winning-Film-Of-Production," Garrett Urmston
"-12 star," Mr. T
As you can see I was right. This might be the longest post I've ever written. Garrett Urmston

Once again...

Hey, sorry, but we,Garrett and Porter, forgot to put Chad up on our voting poll to the right. So once again, Garrett screws up. If anyone was not put up on the voting poll, please state so. Thank you, Garrett

Best Movie I've Ever Seen

Last week I went to see The Dark Knight. And it was the best movie i've ever seen by far... Heath Ledger was amazing as the Joker, and its too bad he's dead 'cause no one can do it better than him. The one negative thing I have to say about it is that Batman's voice is really stupid. But other than that it was a great movie and I give it a million stars.

Well my family and me went on vacation to Newport. We drove up Thursday and went to the beach. The waves were HUGE!!! I've been going to crappy-wave-beaches lately. Almost broke my back nose diving on a boogie board. Did some body surfing. I kept moving to the right. Then we went to our hotel and washed up. We were watching the X Games (on cable) And a guy "only cracked a few vertebrae" trying to do a front flip on a motor cycle. then we went to where else In-N-Out. then went back to the hotel and went to bed. Next morning we got a "free continental breakfast" and went to the beach. The life guards kept on saying there was a current dragging us out. After the beach we went and showered. the we went to Cal. Pizza Kitchen which was very delish. Saturday got up, had cereal, went to the beach. there I body surfed on my back! It's true. then we went home. Good weekend!! Bye!!

It is Ralph, right?

Hold Up

For the record, I was not upset, angry, or anything remotley close to that about Aunt Carrie getting married. I'm Happy! Yay! But I did not know the guy's name. Sorry. You too, Ralph.
Garrett

Wait, What?

I come back from camp kern and Aunt Amy says Aunt Carrie's getting married to someone. Who is it? Fredrick.... Freddy.... Frankie... Seriously, WHO IS IT? Does it even start with a F? Frank... Fredrick...

Re-Thinking the Ego

Well, my cousin Tyler made me realize how stupid and conceited this whole "best blog in the world" thing really was. So, I've decided to recant all bragging that I or my brother might have done. And we'd just like to say that our blog maybe isn't the best.

So, now....
You get to decide who's blog is the best. Look for the poll on the right and vote, and then hopefully this whole thing will be resolved. And if I forgot you on the voting thingy just let me know and I'll put you on.

Humbly,
Porter (and maybe Garrett, I didn't ask him if I could do this..)

Provocation?

Well, I'm not exactly sure how I got into this "battle of the blogs" because I didn't really do anything to provoke Cooper. But it sounded like fun, and here's the flag. Post it on your blog because ours is much better than Coopers. Trust me, you want to put my flag on your blog. It's a better flag, too. Copy and paste it on your blog. It has a T-Rex.

LOOK

Look up there! Found it on the internet. I hope porter approves of it. Garrett

'Sup

Hey it's Garrrett. I don't know what to do. school's almost out. Ireally got noithing to say. 7th grade. Gotta act more mature,now, not that I'm not mature already. Well, out of school, into summer. Days of the hot boiling Bakersfield sun. Breathing in that pollutted air. that's what summer's all about. I love summer. If I have a girl' her name might be summer. so now you get to post comments on my blog. Did you hear? POST ONLY ON MINE AND PORTER'S BLOG.

Garrett Urmston

Co-Founder of the Geatest Blog Ever

Michael Scott Quotes

So Garrett left a great quote by our idol, Michael Scott, on the blog. I changed it, and I found a bunch of great other ones on the internet. So I thought I'd share them. So here goes.

"Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace."

"I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself."

"Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy."

"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

"Awesome Blossom, extra awesome."

"Think about this, what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real-life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't."

"The rules of Shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout Shotgun when you're in sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game is played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion."

"You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

"Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids."

"Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me."

"I'm very sorry, I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid. I thought you were just speaking abnormally."

Scott's the Best

Well, according to my poll on the right, Scott's blog is definitly the most hardcore polling at at an unbelievable 100%. And the next GarrettPorter goes to..... Scoot Coontz. We'll be wanting an exceptance speech from you or your mother.

Garrett

Baketball Comes to an End

I'm so sad. tommorow is my last game for basketball. We play Tevis, and I'm hoping to win my last game for the season. My two ultimate coaches are leaving, Coach Randy
and Coach Westley Davis, which makes me even more sad. Throughout this season I have learned so much from these coaches and do a lot of more things I wasn't able to to last year. NExt year I think I'm going to start for Norris next year, even though I won't have the same coaches.

California Adventure

We got the double tickets to Disneyland, and we recently went to California Adventure. It was really fun. Talmage liked California screamin the best. My favorite was the tower of terror. It was really cool. Everyone had a lot of fun. When we got back to the car at the end of the day, Dad couldn't find his keys. So everyone was freaking out, but then we found them in the lost and found. It was crazy.


K. These are from Disney land.
We went there a couple of weeks ago and it rained like crazy. Which was cool because there were no lines. So we rode Space Mountain like seven times. And Indiana Jones three.

Basketball

We won Fruitvale. We also won The McFarland Tournament. Seasonal Undafeated. tournaments we lost 1. All together we have only losr 1 game.

Overreaction

OOPS JUst Figured out Its just all a joke. Besides ONLy Copper and logan Know about our blog.For any body who wants to know, my basketball taem won freedom and warren. PLaying Fruitvale tommorow. I think I am going to watch logan play our varsity.

50 nifty united states

Well, well, well. No one listen to cooper. as one of my favorite role models have said "he doesn't know anything,and neither do you." I have been cruising around the blogs looking at stuff when I see cooper said we're a d-league at blogging. then I go to comment and Logan says we're a rec team. this has made me relize how much hate there is in this country. So I'm going to forgive Cooper and Logan, although Porter might not. This has made me think who will be the best president? And Grandma and Grandpa, do you even know who's running for president? If you don't, I'm not sure who is, but I hope someone who reads this will inform them.
By the way Cooper, who won the Jam (Bakersfield Jam) game?



Hoping all is well,
Garrett

Christmas Pictures

Christmas

Porter: Christmas was fun. Unfortunately, we got up a little too early, but it was okay. I got a Rubik's Cube, which I can solve. I also got guitar hero three. and some clothing. and driving school. Christmas was really cool.

Garrett: Christmas was the best!!! I woke up the earliest, due to my clock on my DS (gameboy thingy). I woke up at 3:30,thought it was 4:30, and couldn't get back to sleep. I looked at my stockings at what was I thought 5:30, but then I looked at the kitchen clock; 4:30. So I waited until real 7:00 and woke everyone up. The presents:The Game Of Life, Reese's Shirt & Hat, a basketball, a video, Wii remote and nunchuck, Yoshi Island (DS game), sweatshirt, And best of all, a MP3 Player!!!!! Played basketball with Uncle Mark and his crew. They came over for dinner.