Michael Scott Quotes

So Garrett left a great quote by our idol, Michael Scott, on the blog. I changed it, and I found a bunch of great other ones on the internet. So I thought I'd share them. So here goes.

"Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace."

"I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself."

"Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy."

"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

"Awesome Blossom, extra awesome."

"Think about this, what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real-life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't."

"The rules of Shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout Shotgun when you're in sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game is played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion."

"You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

"Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids."

"Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me."

"I'm very sorry, I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid. I thought you were just speaking abnormally."