Thursday, May 29, 2008

Provocation?







Well, I'm not exactly sure how I got into this "battle of the blogs" because I didn't really do anything to provoke Cooper. But it sounded like fun, and here's the flag. Post it on your blog because ours is much better than Coopers. Trust me, you want to put my flag on your blog. It's a better flag, too. Copy and paste it on your blog. It has a T-Rex.



Wednesday, May 28, 2008

LOOK

Look up there! Found it on the internet. I hope porter approves of it. Garrett

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

'Sup

Hey it's Garrrett. I don't know what to do. school's almost out. Ireally got noithing to say. 7th grade. Gotta act more mature,now, not that I'm not mature already. Well, out of school, into summer. Days of the hot boiling Bakersfield sun. Breathing in that pollutted air. that's what summer's all about. I love summer. If I have a girl' her name might be summer. so now you get to post comments on my blog. Did you hear? POST ONLY ON MINE AND PORTER'S BLOG.
Garrett Urmston
Co-Founder of the Geatest Blog Ever

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Michael Scott Quotes

So Garrett left a great quote by our idol, Michael Scott, on the blog. I changed it, and I found a bunch of great other ones on the internet. So I thought I'd share them. So here goes.

"Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace."

"I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself."

"Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy."

"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

"Awesome Blossom, extra awesome."

"Think about this, what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real-life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't."

"The rules of Shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout Shotgun when you're in sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game is played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion."

"You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

"Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids."

"Pam, I'm public speaking, so please stop public interrupting me."

"I'm very sorry, I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid. I thought you were just speaking abnormally."