Dear America,

What is up! I have noticed that my popularity has been growing...somewhat. Wow. What a life I have. The ever cute little Bean kids have moved away, and in memory of my favorite one, I got a haircut that makes me look like him. And he is two years old so..... Anyway, I have not been impressed with the "talent" on America's got talent. Maybe we are not as talented as we think we are. After all, we are basing TV shows on foreign ones... I guess we lost the Good TV Making talent, because the Office isn't funny anymore. It will end this next season. It will. Anyway, I don't know what is up with those Darwinists, because they are freaky (and they remind me of Satan). I just watched Expelled on Netflix via my Wii (technology these days) and they are all talking about how evolution created the world blah blah blah. It is all about Intelligent Design, which means a higher being organized matter, not some fluke big bang.

Gotta Go! Garrett

YOU CAN'T BEAT L.A., BOSTON!!

THE LAKERS ARE VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN!!! I am pretty sure Paul Pierce is crying to his momma right now. Beat LA? In your dreams Celtics fans. Oh, and by the way, Paul Pierce, you stink. I hate that guy. And to Chase, the annoying Celtics fan in Tech, Taylor knows him, and to all the fans of the Celtics (why would you be one) IN YOUR FACE!!

Summer...I Love You!

Summer:The Best Season. Wassup World? I am back (for about the fifth time) and loving the blogs. I  plan on making people's day everyday. Anyway, I am kind of stumped on being witty right now, so I am just going to tell you what has been happening. School ended, and middle school ended too. Graduation was just boring. The people standing behind me were pretty much the most annoying people I have ever met. They had no idea how to act in public, and they were also... I am not going to say anything about that.....Went to Red Lobtser.... yeah. Lately, because of summer, TV is my life. Ok, no it isn't, but I like watching it. I think I do because I like making fun of the people on TV.....mainly on TLC....mainly... Cake Boss. That guy is one of the most annoying people I have ever met. Wait, i just said that. Well, I don't think it should be called Cake Boss. I think it should be called A Square of Cake With A Bunch of Cereal Treats (not rice crispies, cereal treats) And Fondant And Modeling Chocolate On It Mixed With Some Cheesy Drama And Acting Boss. Oh yeah, i watch Cake Boss, alright. Also, ever since lost ended, a part of my soul has just fluttered away, like a free butterfly. I think it went to the island. Do you know how many times the went back for something on that show? More than all the cereal treats made in Cake Boss. So, has anyone seen any good movies lately? I haven't seen a movie since The Blindside, and that was in December. Did anyone else think that movie was only good once? I got some glares in my household for saying that. Guess what? It's my B-Day tomorrow. Happy Birthday Garrett! You when around the sun! Good Job! When did we start celebrating birthdays? Who will ever know. Not me. Ok, I am running out of things to say so goodbye people and I blogged, so why don't you too? I am so alone... just kidding.
                                               Coolest Ever, Garrett Urmston
I am Garrett Urmston, and I approve this message.

How To Win America's Got Talent

1.Audition in a town at least 200 miles away from yours
2.Make sure your act is singing because all of the winners have sung (Terry Fator wouldn't have just because he was a regular ventriloquist)
3.Have some back up story about how you aren't going on America's Got Talent for you, but for someone else(make sure some tears are spread)
4.Be likable/ have a sense of humor. More people will like you.
5.If you are asked "What does winning this show mean to you?" Don't say "A million dollars and a show in Las Vages" just say something cheesy.

If you do these things, you will win. Unless you are horrible at singing.