Twilight Clarification

Just so everyone knows, neither of us actually read or saw Twilight because we view it as a waste of time. There is also some speculation in regards to the possible mind controlling that happens when one reads Twilight. Our theory is that anyone who reads the Twilight books becomes an evil, blood-sucking vampire that tries to get other people to turn into vampires by either biting them or making them read Twilight.

P.S. Tanner decided that the worst insult that you could give someone is that they, or one of their friends or family members, read Twilight.
Ex. "Your dad reads Twilight!"
"At least I'm not in love with Edward the vampire..."
etc.

Twilight: The Secret Killer

TWilight is the worst book/movie ever written/made.I don't know which one is worse, the book or the movie.Here are some quotes about Twilight, see stupid, idiotic, and its horribleness, cheesyness, ect.,ect.:
"Twilight is the worst movie ever. Who could love a vampire,"- Andrew Jackson.
"The rest of the books seem like Barnie on steriods, but nothing can compare to being chessy when talking about Twilight."- Robert Dunder, co-founder of Dunder Mifflin.
" Twilight is amazing!!!"- Joe Jonas
"It (twilight) makes Barbie and the Nutcraker look like a Five-Star- Golden-Globe-Emmy-Award-Winning-Film-Of-Production," Garrett Urmston
"-12 star," Mr. T
As you can see I was right. This might be the longest post I've ever written. Garrett Urmston