Yes we can....... or can we???

The title doesn't really have anything to do with the post. I am just trying to say something clever.


Well, anyway, how is everybody? Christmasy?? I hope I am.

Last Christmas, I (gave you my heart) had my Christmas with just my family. Despite all expectations, it turned out to be a great Christmas. But, after my grandparents' triumphant return from Australia, I am having a classic Urmston Christmas!!!

It turns out Christmas can be stressful. And there is just more stuff to add to the stress. Here are some things and people going onto Garrett Urmston's Amazingly Long Naughty List!!!!


People who go see a movie ( Mainly dumb ol' Twilight) just because a guy in it looks " hot "
The Blackberry commercial that has nothing to do with Blackberry's ( would you put ies? )
That guy who wrote the golden compass
Maybe Tiger Woods ( learn how to drive )
Glenn Beck's evil twin ( you haven't heard of him)
Rap music ( nice job talking )
Probably 40% to 50% of kids at my school
That one guy on the Amazing Race that didn't give Big Easy the answer although big easy gave him all his answers.
The dude who wrote Last of the Mohiccans.
And most of all people who judge....................


I think only one person should make a " naughty list." Let's not forget Him during this Christmas.

Your friend, buddy, cousin, nephew, son, brother, and maybe even random stranger,
Garrett Urmston

Is It Just Me?

Guzzling: Gallons or Glasses

 I have a confession to make. I have a serious problem. I am addicted to THE FIZZY STUFF. I think we all know what that is. A delicously prepared Thanksgiving dinner, made by Aunt Linda and my mom and Candice, can only be topped off with a glass or two (or more) of Martinnilli's sparkling cider. It's fancy soda. The first time I had this liquid heaven was when i was man enough to sit at the big kid table. Big kids present: Courtney, Nicholas, Jordan, Mason, Porter, Tanner, and Logan. I guess I became one of them that day. I have always been the biggest of the little or the littlest of the big. I was getting a tad bit frustrated with the younger ones because I don't really have their sense of humor. ( note that this is polite) Any way I was a little nervous, but once I had some sparkling cider, I felt relaxed. I must have drunk an entire bottle. I remember blowing into it after it was empty. I have also found someone else with this love, my great-grandpa Stumbagh. He drank two glasses, and topped off Candice's and Aunt Linda's, and still wanted more. This Christmas I hope to stock up on Martinnilli's. It may be my last chance to have an obsession. Soon, I may be forced into a dreadful thing hated by kids-maturity. Your cousin, son, brother, and nephew, Garrett Urmston   

As I Broke A Leg

 Yes. I broke my leg . I broke my leg Thursday. And Friday. And Saturday- twice. My play went extremely well. I was glad to see that many of you came. I remeber at the Finale of Saturday afternoon, all i could see was Drew's Shining face. As I broke a leg, I could feel the power of the play affecting on the audience, and i could feel it with me. I was probably the best out there..... just kidding. Even though I did do well, I especially liked the performance by Zacharias, portrayed by Chuck Walker. I hoped that all of you that saw it enjoyed it, anbd if you didn't don't tell me about. I was at practices for at least three months. I remember learning my favorite song "Come Deliver Us" my second day. I would hope that you would comment. I get bored with no one commenting. Your buddy, Garrett Urmston

"It's good. It's nasty, though."

 As I type on this keyboard, with drops of tears falling off of my face, I can only feel one thing, which I think is shared among many children after a big holiday. It stinks to have fast sunday the day after haloween, burt it is all for one specific thing. I was my Somoan Sunday school teacher for haloween. For the trunk or treat I dressed up exactly like him, but on haloween notso much. This years Haloween bash was at Aunt Jaime's. After dinner, we all went trick or treating besides porter who is "too cool" to go trick or treating with family and instead went to go see his girl friend. We were playing apples to apples, and Porter was the judge. The advatige was soft, and Talmage said," Man, I wish I had Laurily's lips." The play is getting tougher and tougher, and I hope you come see it. I don't know how it will affect you, but there are a couple of good singers, including yours truly. I feel so left out because the only person kind enough to comment is Aunt Leslie, and she lives in Utah. For people to pay attention to you now you have to post on face book and then someone will come talk tou you the next time they see you in the real world. Holy crap, people. What kind of society is this? I don't even know why this is called GarrettPorter, it's only me.The only way to be social now is to have a face book. I have to end right now so that I don't insult anyone. -Garrett

WASSSSSSUUUP!!!!!!!!!!

What is up my fellow beings of these United States and the rest of the world. Well here I am, and i am gonna rrock you like a hurricane. Well life has bee busy with, first off, P90X (HUH)!!!!!!!!!!!! My mighty muscles are bulging from Plyo, some Core Syntergistics, and even Yoga (HUH)! I am most def. ripped. I did run for president, I lost........................................................................................................
Anyway, I'm over (maybe) but i have been busy,also, with Savior of the World. If you think a Mormon church play is weak then you better not say so or, and I qoute, " I will hunt you down. Seriously, I will." Who said it, who said it? Post if you know. Get it right I will post about you. It is really tiring. I go Tuesday and Thursday from 7 to 8:30, and on Saturday for three hours. I am a shepard along with Tanner and my father, Peter. We have fun. I have my lines memorized. I don't know if I can say that about everyone else. Let's just say I whisper other people's lines to them. Since my 13th birthday I have seen many movies, but the best was The Dark Knight. Wolverine was a good one, but they totaly messed up Deadpool. I have dinnerbut remind me to post again C Ya -Garrett Urmston ( El Tigre de Pantelontes) 

Student Council; Three Years Maybe???